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Friday, February 3, 2017

Boys Will Be Boys, and Eventually Should Be Men | The Weekly Standard

Boys Will Be Boys, and Eventually Should Be Men | The Weekly StandardIs it real? Is that a serious question? Get real, Phil. This is America, 2017. I'm reading the Drudge Report right now, as I often do when I want to see how the End of the World is proceeding. For me, it's become like reading Revelation, without all the confusing symbolism. Here are just a few representative headlines: Don't have California secede, divide it in two!  Death of the porn star: humans replaced by "virtual actors" … New fad: adult swaddling therapy. So yes, it's real. The Idiocracy has turned on its afterburners. Whatever you expect to happen, lower those expectations by factoring in unprecedented vulgarity, shamelessness, and stupidity—then expect the unexpected, which will come to pass. Nostradamus predicted the world would end in 3797. He clearly was a heedless optimist.


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